An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but
A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad
by He's the boxman September 16, 2006
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A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs
Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome
by JankumLord840 November 16, 2015
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Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.
"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
by Tona man derp a doo August 14, 2011
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Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it
Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.
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