Altona

An awesome suburb in Melbourne, by the bay.
The bay/beach is quite nice during summer, but tends to get a bit smelly during wnter, due to the amount of dried up seaweed left on the sand.
It's an awesome place to live, but

A: dude, where are you going tonight?
B: Altona, man. Where else would I want to be?
A: Aight, ma bad

by He's the boxman September 16, 2006

Altona Middle School

Altona Middle School is the best place with the smartest people (Except Mrs.Brady) and westview can suck it

Wow, I wish I went to Altona Middle School. It's the best school out there.

by Urbandictionary.commmmm February 26, 2019

altona chrome

A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs

Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome

by JankumLord840 January 21, 2016

Altona, NY

Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.

"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.

by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

Algonac Special

Having sex on top of a picnic table covered by fish flies, their wings tickle your butt in the midst of love making.

Catherine and Steve were at Snoopy's and decided to sneak away to try out an ol' Algonac Special.

by Rashonda Ventures September 4, 2011

altynay

The most perfect person in the world.

Altynay is the best

by kianalovesyou January 11, 2014