Altom

The last name of a absolute fucking God bruv best fuck buddy

What’s your last name?

It’s Altom

by Hunky Munkey December 27, 2020

Altom Abakir

A Big Black Brave man it a lecoc to show and wave to his sigma friends who abolish all white alphas which are trans but not gay but are lesbians.

Altom Abakir it lococ he is your lecoc

by black man lover March 18, 2024

Alto

When you fucked up spelling, "a lot".

I love you ALTO...

by Olivier Congress December 29, 2017

Altoid Eye Burn

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

altoholic

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.

"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"

by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

by The mystical M January 4, 2022