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Altisim, Commonly referred to as "Special als" is a mental disorder associated with autisim. Altisim causes improper social skills. behaviours include lying, Having the mental age of a 4 year old, manipulator, and being worthless. Those who will be diagnosed with altisim will end up on the sos by 20 and be dead by 30.
Man the dude working in mcdonalds totally had altisim
Altisim by Bitch uwu October 6, 2020
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Altisim, Commonly reffered to as
"Special als" is a disorder associated
With autism. altisim affects
Social behaviour. Behavours which include Lying, having a mental age of 4,
Being manipulative, and being totally useless. Those who have altisim will
Most likely end up on the sos register
And only live until 30.
Man i was walking to mcdonalds. Man the dude at the cash register totally had altisim
Altisim by Bitch uwu October 6, 2020
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