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Autismsexual
Autismsexual is a shitty explanation for people to like other people that target people autism even CHILDREN
Autismsexual by MegaGigaChad February 4, 2022
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autisimism
literally me and blaine. my twin.//the overboard autism//when you are overly autistic you cant even be called autistic anymore
“damn bro i see why they say we have autisimism” “yea, we literally just shit on your mom”-cadence/ blaine
autisimism by cadencealizabeth June 22, 2019
Autismisticitis
I asked the doctor what I had wrong with me and he said "I'm sorry but you have a disease called autismisticitis"
Autismisticitis by Inspire_all June 28, 2017
autismist
autismist by bagchassinwordmakinking June 30, 2021
Autismistic
A person that claims they are always correct even when they are wrong and will continue to claim they are correct even after being proved wrong with hard evidence. Normally a sign of some forms of Autism hence the word used.
Steve: "Dave's so autismistic. He's always claiming that Jack Black is Hugh Jackman's son and that he was forcefully made to change his name because the embarrassment caused by him being in 'The Muppets' film."
Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"
Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."
Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."
Bob: "What kind of bullshit fact is that. It doesn't make any sense at all, did you show him their birth-dates and how that would be impossible?"
Steve: "Yes but he claims that a time machine was used for it to be possible and I was stupid and incorrect for not thinking of that."
Bob: "What an autismistic thing to claim."
Autismistic by SpaceOnyx August 13, 2014
autismistic
when somebody is literally so fucking stupid that you have to compare them to this damn made up word
autismistic by your stepmom’s side bitch March 29, 2019
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