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Antisimp 

A man so chadly and resistant to thots/egirls that he ascends beyond just being a normal male. Many believe he was sent by god unto this world to purge it of simps, beta males, orbiters, and male feminists.
Inside a game:

Simp: Can I get your discord my queen

Egirl: No I have a boyfriend you orbiter
Simp: *Insults her and goes away*

Later in the same game:

Egirl: Hey Anon, I lied to him about having a boyfriend, can you give me your discord?

Antisimp: You thot. I can’t do my homie like that. Gtfo you egirl no one cares about your discord except for orbiters.
Antisimp by yippeekiyaymotherfucker January 23, 2021
Words you can keep

The Anti-Simp 

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.
"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"
The Anti-Simp by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019

anti-simp 

A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.

This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.

As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”

Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”

Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”

Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”

Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”

John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
anti-simp by Lorekeeper GGuy May 1, 2020

Anti-simp 

A man who supports true meaning of gender equality and totally oppose someone using "women privileges" when it suits them and complaints about someone "not being a man" when it is inconvenient.
In a question like:-
"How dare you slap a women just because she slapped you"
An anti-simp and supporter of true gender equality may reply as:-
First of all she slapped me for a no good reason at all, and you expected me to hold back?
But,no way you can hit a women like that...
"just man up a bit for once"
And the final blow of an anti-simp should be like:-
"If she dares to hit a man for no good reason and expect nothing back, then she is goddamn wrong because i believe in gender equality and for me a women is at the same level as any man.. so,
equal rights, equal fights! b*tch
Anti-simp by kazuma_01 August 27, 2020

Antisimpitism

Man, my boy has been texting this girl all week and simping over her and she still hasn’t replied. All he does is complain about it. I’m really starting to get some of that antisimpitism attitude towards him.

Anti-Simp Day 

Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.
"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"

National Anti-Simp Day 

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.
Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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