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altar boy
The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.
altar boy by James McLendon August 12, 2006
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altar boy
A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".
altar boy by Jill Costa April 8, 2007
the altar boy
a sexual act following the "two in the pink, eight in the stink" mantra, in which the giver places their two thumbs in the "pink" and eight fingers in the "stink", in a prayer-like hand position.
the altar boy by nyranthia July 26, 2016
The Thirsty Alter-boy
The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.
"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."
"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"
"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"
The Thirsty Alter-boy by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007
Alter boy
Alter boy by Cludgyspanklips October 31, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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