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A young male of which is extremely religious but is at the same time, homosexual and enjoys the company of older men
Yo Matt don't you think that kid Jim is a bit of an altar boy?
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by ADHDPTSD November 13, 2016
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Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a Hymn while recieving a blow job from the truly ruthless cock gobbler.
Last night I was with this ANTI stellar hoodrat and I got her to gimme an altar boy.
by James McLendon August 12, 2006
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A variation of the simba, where after intercourse you cum on a girls stomach, take a scoop off with your index finger, then make the sign of the cross on her forehead and say "bless you child".
my variation of altar boy is similar to simba, see simba in urban dictionary.
by Jill Costa April 02, 2007
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