Alplaus

A very small town known as the "place of eels." Pretty awesome place to live. Located by a river.

"Fuck Sesame Street man, can you show me how to get to Alplaus?"

by Brutus Jackson November 19, 2012

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by buttbotox November 6, 2013

Applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Applausion

An explosion of applause

"Dude, that guy was amazing at guitar! Did you hear that applausion he got? I almost went deaf!"

by Max A. January 29, 2006

Balls applause

The process in which your balls slap against one another or against your thigh, creating a clapping noise.

"Fuck Tom, quit jumping...i'm tired of hearing your balls applause."

by kixcheerios March 16, 2010

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010