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applaudience 

term used in open door theatre invented by an amazing director to refer to when the audience applauds wildly at our amazing show.
these canaan days we sing and dance so we can get applaudience...
applaudience by izzie April 10, 2005

Fake-applauding 

When you are clapping your hand but making no sound. So it looks like you are clapping your hands, but in reality you don't care.
He was fake-applauding at the opera yesterday.
Fake-applauding by Ni2k February 19, 2011

stop applauding 

to stop applauding at school
Teacher OK We will applaud 1,2,3 all applauding Me Shh stop applauding all freezing

applausoleum 

i. A can full of dead human's sound: applauding/cheering/whooping. Featured on the tracks of numerous sitcoms and series, to this very day.
ii. The place where this sound originates.
iii. The cause of much arritation; arritate.
(while watching a sit-com)

-so that was FUNNY??

-sure Jon: just listen to the applausoleum...
applausoleum by Tyrian Dee October 24, 2006

applaudience 

applaudience noun describes the cummulative mass and noise factor generated by both large and small groups of fans when their musical or dramatic heroes perform particularly well.
The bass player winked at his mates and nodded his thanks at the applaudience. Geez, I thought this was just going to be
a little brodown when we got here, he thought to himself.
applaudience by Mark W. Schlemmer January 13, 2006

applausible excuse 

An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.