Alphagy 

Meaning something is so old that an exaggeration isn’t even enough to describe how old said thing is. It can also be used to exaggerate how old something is.

Bro, your TV is so alphagy

Alphagy by Jason bornk March 13, 2022

Alphaghetto 

1. Used to describe kids from Alpharetta (or any other nice suburb) who like to pretend that they are from the ghetto, and therefore badass, when in reality they are spoiled, stupid brats. An Alphaghetto kid can be from any ethnicity (though they are usually black), so "Alphaghetto" is not simply another word for wigger.

2. A "bad" part of a nice suburb (merely meaning that there is not a Starbucks within a five feet radius).

"See that guy with fake bullet holes on his car? He is so Alphaghetto."

Alphaghetto by Leigh Prince November 15, 2005

Alphagooch 

Ripping out your partners gooch hair while singing the alphabet backwards.

"Hey Tyler, sorry about the alphagooch last night"

"Yeah, we were pretty drunk."

Alphagooch by FunnyWordsWhenBored31 October 7, 2011

Alphagaysha 

A young gay who becomes the leader of a gay group.

He is our Alphagaysha.

Alphagaysha by Yakub? November 19, 2018

Alphaglitch 

A small gay stupid YouTuber that gets exposed for sub botting and clickbait

Wow it's a very rare species it's an alphaglitch

Alphaglitch by Skullmask December 13, 2016

Alphag 

A guy who pretends to show Alpha tendencies but actually uses it as a shield to suppress his homo erections

bruu why chad slaps me on my ass outside of basketball, defo an alphag

Alphag by silverlion26 April 28, 2022

Alphagetti 

The finest and purest soup served at Michelin Stared restaurants to true gentlemen and the 1%.

Elon Musk to Mark Zuckerberg "Oh my fucking god are you eating ALPHAGETTI."

Poor Kid to Rich Kid "I wish I could try some Alphagetti."

Alphagetti by Serial Number 38592 October 22, 2018