Alphaghetto

1. Used to describe kids from Alpharetta (or any other nice suburb) who like to pretend that they are from the ghetto, and therefore badass, when in reality they are spoiled, stupid brats. An Alphaghetto kid can be from any ethnicity (though they are usually black), so "Alphaghetto" is not simply another word for wigger.

2. A "bad" part of a nice suburb (merely meaning that there is not a Starbucks within a five feet radius).

"See that guy with fake bullet holes on his car? He is so Alphaghetto."

by Leigh Prince November 15, 2005

Alphagetti

The finest and purest soup served at Michelin Stared restaurants to true gentlemen and the 1%.

Elon Musk to Mark Zuckerberg "Oh my fucking god are you eating ALPHAGETTI."

Poor Kid to Rich Kid "I wish I could try some Alphagetti."

by Serial Number 38592 October 22, 2018

alphagettiless

To not have none of the alphagettis

"Im alphagettiless bitch" "keren not again stfu"

by Daddycupcake March 21, 2019