alphagalphobia

the crippling fear of ticks biting you and transmitting Alpha-Gal molecules into your bloodstream which then triggers an allergic reaction when you eat red meat.

Claire: “Via!, the steak I had gave me a rash all over my neck! I think it’s that tick bite I got!!”

Via : “Freak! I have alphagalphobia get the hell away from me!”

by Heavy bob legend April 17, 2025