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Almtistic 

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Someone so autistic that it’s offensive to autistic people to have the same label
What is it with discord admins and being so almtistic
Almtistic by El penguino August 31, 2021

almoist 

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1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
almoist by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009

Almosting 

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The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.
Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.
Almosting by Marquismarq February 26, 2020

Almosts 

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Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.
Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.
Almosts by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

almostsmart

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A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.
"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"
almostsmart by Higgins March 22, 2005

Almostish

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. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.
I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.
Almostish by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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