An old person and/or someone who is not fun. A kill-joy, elder; fun-hater. Not to be confused with ageism, by any means.
While we were car scaping, I looked to the left of me in order to sing an obnoxious song off the radio to another driver, who was in another automobile. The balding patches and discontent look gave me the notion, he was indeed a yamp.
Originally published by Allison Burns 11/29/2007
Originally published by Allison Burns 11/29/2007
by candiedbones October 07, 2019
After we shine from being tucked in the dark nooks and crannies of depression we are able to learn to love ourselves once again in the light; this leads to us to build stronger relationships with gratitude toward others. In return these people give us more love from our positive energy. Their love encourages our self-love once again and it’s a cycle of give love, be love.
I learned to love myself so then I gave more attention and affection to those around me who recycled my love. In return they showed more acts of kindness to me which I again was filled with their positive energy and I passed that endearment forward through recycled love.
by candiedbones December 19, 2019
‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.
by candiedbones November 26, 2020
The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
by candiedbones September 06, 2017
I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
by candiedbones January 25, 2020
Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.
I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.
by candiedbones April 03, 2019
by candiedbones April 10, 2017