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Definitions by candiedbones

Night Potatoes 

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.
I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.
Night Potatoes by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

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I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.
When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.
This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.
Crouton-Brain by candiedbones January 13, 2021

Ride and Bride 

‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.
I’m gonna Ride and Bride this ace I met online.
Ride and Bride by candiedbones November 26, 2020

Almostist 

Like a perfectionist, but you give some slack on the completion of tasks.
I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
Almostist by candiedbones January 24, 2020

Recycled Love 

After we shine from being tucked in the dark nooks and crannies of depression we are able to learn to love ourselves once again in the light; this leads to us to build stronger relationships with gratitude toward others. In return these people give us more love from our positive energy. Their love encourages our self-love once again and it’s a cycle of give love, be love.
I learned to love myself so then I gave more attention and affection to those around me who recycled my love. In return they showed more acts of kindness to me which I again was filled with their positive energy and I passed that endearment forward through recycled love.
Recycled Love by candiedbones December 18, 2019