candiedbones's definitions

Second-friend

A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.

I bought my second-friend a small but appropriate birthday gift to be cordial.

by candiedbones November 4, 2017

Frugalsnoot

Purchasing the finer things without spending retail price; being snooty while also being frugal.

I frugalsnooted this Kate Spade bag on clearance for 75% off!

by candiedbones April 10, 2017

Yamp

An old person and/or someone who is not fun. A kill-joy, elder; fun-hater. Not to be confused with ageism, by any means.

While we were car scaping, I looked to the left of me in order to sing an obnoxious song off the radio to another driver, who was in another automobile. The balding patches and discontent look gave me the notion, he was indeed a yamp.

Originally published by Allison Burns 11/29/2007

by candiedbones October 7, 2019

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.

When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

by candiedbones September 21, 2021

Ride and Bride

‘Ride and Bride’ refers to the opposite of the saying “smash and dash”. Instead of hooking up with someone and fleeing the scene, you sleep with someone with the intention of an eventual relationship and/or marriage.

I’m gonna Ride and Bride this ace I met online.

by candiedbones November 26, 2020

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.

(resubmission of accidental removal)

I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Recycled Love

After we shine from being tucked in the dark nooks and crannies of depression we are able to learn to love ourselves once again in the light; this leads to us to build stronger relationships with gratitude toward others. In return these people give us more love from our positive energy. Their love encourages our self-love once again and it’s a cycle of give love, be love.

I learned to love myself so then I gave more attention and affection to those around me who recycled my love. In return they showed more acts of kindness to me which I again was filled with their positive energy and I passed that endearment forward through recycled love.

by candiedbones December 18, 2019