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1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
almoist by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009
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ex-almost 

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.
"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"
ex-almost by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

almosttoasty 

search it up, it's good and will make you ask your sexuality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
it's not gay if it's almosttoasty
almosttoasty by 8we6oqd4wq May 13, 2020

Almost Raped

\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.
"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"
Almost Raped by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008

the almost 

A band formed from UnderOATH's Aaron Gillespie.
The Almost's album Southern Weather is out in stores now!
the almost by attractive today July 31, 2007
A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades.

You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.
They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.

They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.

They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.
Almost by Americairo June 3, 2019

almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)
"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."
almost there by Eric Carter April 1, 2008
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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