Process where alcohol kills off brain cells, allowing faster brain cells to breed within the brain -actually makes you smarter.
Assmostist is similar to a Discovery Channel show, when person drinks to the point that the fast alcohol predator chases the brain cells inside the brain. The slow ones get eaten so the fast ones can survive to breed and make more brain cells.
by Not Dumb! December 5, 2010
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Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.
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by Julie Parker December 23, 2013
Get the Assmosis mug.When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.
As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.
by hot biscuits January 2, 2015
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by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010
Get the Assmosis mug.An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.
(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."
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