Assmostist 

Process where alcohol kills off brain cells, allowing faster brain cells to breed within the brain -actually makes you smarter.

Assmostist is similar to a Discovery Channel show, when person drinks to the point that the fast alcohol predator chases the brain cells inside the brain. The slow ones get eaten so the fast ones can survive to breed and make more brain cells.

Assmostist by Not Dumb! December 5, 2010

Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.

Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.

Reverse Assmosis by BDE84 July 20, 2018

Assmosis 

the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat

John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.

Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013

assmosis 

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.

As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.

assmosis by hot biscuits January 2, 2015

Assmosis 

The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.

Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.

Assmosis by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010

assmoist 

An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows and cuts in front of the courteous drivers that have been waiting forever.

(driver notices a car in his blind spot) "I've been waiting twenty minutes here... no WAY I'm letting this assmoist in..."

assmoist by Art Grauer May 17, 2006

awsmostis 

(adj) Descriptive word of the most awesome thing ever.

My kids are the awsmostis kids in the universe!

awsmostis by kidsnpigs February 5, 2010