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Almosting 

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.
Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.
Almosting by Marquismarq February 26, 2020
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Almosting 

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much
Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting
Almosting by Word Spit June 24, 2024

amoshing 

Another word for amazing, awesome, fantastic, etc.
Person 1 playing COD: "DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT!! WATCH THE KILLCAM!!"

Person 2: "DUDE THAT WAS AMOSHING!!!!!"

Person 1: "....No."
amoshing by muahahahahahaha(; May 21, 2011

Almostist 

Like a perfectionist, but you give some slack on the completion of tasks.
I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
Almostist by candiedbones January 24, 2020
. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.
I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.
Almostish by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018
Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying
"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"
Almonding by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

social almsing 

Social Almsing is a Mutualistic Symbiotic relationship between social networks and charity (alms). That literally means: "two organisms of different species exist in a relationship in which each individual benefits from the activity of the other".
Magnificent Things website promotes social almsing.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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