Almosting

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The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.

Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.

Almosting by Marquismarq February 26, 2020

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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much

Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting

Almosting by Word Spit June 24, 2024

Related Words

Almosting • Almost-incest • Almost-infinite • almost in love • Almost Single • Almonding • Almostish • Almostist • amoshing • social almsing

amoshing

Another word for amazing, awesome, fantastic, etc.

Person 1 playing COD: "DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT!! WATCH THE KILLCAM!!"

Person 2: "DUDE THAT WAS AMOSHING!!!!!"

Person 1: "....No."

amoshing by muahahahahahaha(; May 21, 2011

Almostist

Like a perfectionist, but you give some slack on the completion of tasks.

I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.

Almostist by candiedbones January 24, 2020

Almostish

. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.

I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.

Almostish by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

Almonding by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

social almsing

Social Almsing is a Mutualistic Symbiotic relationship between social networks and charity (alms). That literally means: "two organisms of different species exist in a relationship in which each individual benefits from the activity of the other".

Magnificent Things website promotes social almsing.

social almsing by Magnificenthings May 9, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026