Higgins's definitions
This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.
by higgins March 22, 2005
Get the ambiguously gay higginsmug. by Higgins June 8, 2003
Get the Mad Sick Garbagemug. "Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"
by Higgins March 22, 2005
Get the almostsmartmug. The home project higgins is a dangerous predator. This occurs when a man dreams up home projects in order to lure young men up to his attic. It is still unknown what happens to the young men in the attic, but what is know is that when they are released their wrist's are so limp they can barely hold their own manhood to urinate.
"Dude no way I'm coming over. Your such a home project higgins. I know there ain't no drywalling going on in your attic. You fucking predator."
by higgins March 24, 2005
Get the home project higginsmug. When a person attempts to drink a gallon of a milk in 1/2 an hour the result is a milky higgins. The person usually starts out the gallon of milk with very high hopes of winning money. This feeling continues until 1/2 the gallon in gone. After this point the person starts to sweat, and eventually vomits.
by higgins March 22, 2005
Get the milky higginsmug. 1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.
I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.
by higgins March 24, 2005
Get the cold and prickley higginsmug. This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.
by higgins May 12, 2004
Get the muddy higginsmug.