Almendria

A Discord mock gov owned by Tizian.

Brodi I'mma fuckin' nuke dat Almendria server n shieeettt mayne fook dem dey hurt muh feelingzzz *Shits and cums then pees also pukes*

by HairyBlackFartBalls April 4, 2022

Almendra

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!

An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.

by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017

Alondria

A girl who is beautiful, smart,very talented,athletic, and she's usually thick, and boys always like her. She's smart but she's really goofy. She's very confusing but it only makes you want her more. She's very shy but when you get to know her she pushes away cause she's afraid of getting hurt.

Person 1: Who is she? She's so beautiful, but she won't let me figure her out
Person 2: She's such an Alondria

by Tiggerstar145 December 19, 2016

Alandria

A sexy black girl that will change your life forever. She will always be there for you through thicc and thin. She is the bestest friend you could ever meet and she is the best at giving advice. She is so fun to hang around and she loves laughing.

Dammnn is that Alandria
yea shes awsommeeeeee bro

by Coolimthiccc12 September 30, 2020

Almendra

A sacred nut from the beautiful villages of Peru. When used as an adjective, usually used to describe someone extremely lusty/sexually attractive.

Ey punta, pass the almendras!

I don't think she would go for me, girls that are that almendra don't usually go for stoner losers like myself.

by mc-dandan188 August 21, 2009

Aljendra

a beautiful, sweet girl who believes herself to be invisible but is really intimidating because her appearance is much like a goddess

"did you talk to her"
"you kidding, she an Aljendra, she'll never want to talk to me"

by meowmixkittypie September 24, 2011

Alondria

A girl whose funny, beautiful, sexy, has a loving caring heart, and will give you her last. Alondria’s love to throw down at the kitchen table with some chicken wangs and, don’t care about hurting your feelings. They freaky and will love you til the end of time, unless you fuck em over. So don’t

Alondria is the baddest girl, period.

by BigDon19 August 28, 2019