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Almendria 

A Discord mock gov owned by Tizian.
Brodi I'mma fuckin' nuke dat Almendria server n shieeettt mayne fook dem dey hurt muh feelingzzz *Shits and cums then pees also pukes*
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Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017
A girl who is beautiful, smart,very talented,athletic, and she's usually thick, and boys always like her. She's smart but she's really goofy. She's very confusing but it only makes you want her more. She's very shy but when you get to know her she pushes away cause she's afraid of getting hurt.
Person 1: Who is she? She's so beautiful, but she won't let me figure her out
Person 2: She's such an Alondria
Alondria by Tiggerstar145 December 19, 2016

Alandria 

A sexy black girl that will change your life forever. She will always be there for you through thicc and thin. She is the bestest friend you could ever meet and she is the best at giving advice. She is so fun to hang around and she loves laughing.
Dammnn is that Alandria
yea shes awsommeeeeee bro
Alandria by Coolimthiccc12 September 30, 2020

Almendra 

A sacred nut from the beautiful villages of Peru. When used as an adjective, usually used to describe someone extremely lusty/sexually attractive.
Ey punta, pass the almendras!

I don't think she would go for me, girls that are that almendra don't usually go for stoner losers like myself.
Almendra by mc-dandan188 August 21, 2009

Aljendra 

a beautiful, sweet girl who believes herself to be invisible but is really intimidating because her appearance is much like a goddess
"did you talk to her"
"you kidding, she an Aljendra, she'll never want to talk to me"
Aljendra by meowmixkittypie September 24, 2011
A girl whose funny, beautiful, sexy, has a loving caring heart, and will give you her last. Alondria’s love to throw down at the kitchen table with some chicken wangs and, don’t care about hurting your feelings. They freaky and will love you til the end of time, unless you fuck em over. So don’t
Alondria is the baddest girl, period.
Alondria by BigDon19 August 28, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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