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Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017
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Almendra 

A sacred nut from the beautiful villages of Peru. When used as an adjective, usually used to describe someone extremely lusty/sexually attractive.
Ey punta, pass the almendras!

I don't think she would go for me, girls that are that almendra don't usually go for stoner losers like myself.
Almendra by mc-dandan188 August 21, 2009
omg , look at that girl she is so almedina .
i wanna date her.
i wanna be her.
you guys are so almedina for talkingg about her.
Almedina by kgeiueiorddfsivu August 25, 2011

Almendria 

A Discord mock gov owned by Tizian.
Brodi I'mma fuckin' nuke dat Almendria server n shieeettt mayne fook dem dey hurt muh feelingzzz *Shits and cums then pees also pukes*

almendra 

almendra is a very pretty girl she has a crush right now he has blond hair and plays sports he's not nerdy but he loves video games if you know an almendra keep them close to you and you never know if that boy is you give her cuddles and make her feel cared for
dammmm look at that snack there goes almendra
almendra by man use September 16, 2018

Almendra 

One of the best people you will EVER meet. Almendra can be sweet and stubborn at the same time. Almendra always shows interest in whatever Almendra's friends are talking about even if it's the most boring topic on the planet. Almendra is very understanding and always knows what to say when you're down. Almendra always looks better than stunning. Ash's eyes are the most beautiful you have ever seen and can easily trick you into a daze. Almendra's hair is beautiful and soft, and often long. Almendra has an amazing sense of style, but it doesn't matter much because Almendra can look beautiful in anything. Almendra also has an amazing personality, Almendra is hilarious even without trying. Almendra always has something witty to say to teachers, friends, and adults. Almendra is sweet and kind with a harder shell. Almendra is very smart and active, and is a naturally happy person. Almendra is very easy to fall for because of Almendra persuasive eyes, cute smile, and bubbly laugh. If you ever find an Almendra in your life hold on tight and keep in contact because Almendra I an amazing person. If you are an Almendra, realize you are amazing already!!
person 1: man, I really like Almendra
person 2: then just tell Almendra already!!
person 1: I would, but how would someone like Almendra ever be interested in someone like me?
Almendra by Bellaa_sucks December 2, 2021
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