Allmaster 

In the game; Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2, a player who has reached MASTER on ALL the characters in the game you fucking moron.

"Their team has 7 allmasters this is so unfair!"

Allmaster by PearlescentMusic August 28, 2025

Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Allister status 

A status where the person writes a philosophical entry about life, love or friendship. Often, the status is very general and its main aim is to create deep impact on the reader, or just for the likes.

Guy1: Hey man! Come read this!
Status: "Life isn't supposed to be easy. Sometimes you can give it all but it's not enough and it ends up just falling apart. But never give up. I'd rather have something worth fighting for than to watch it fall apart. Only through our bad experiences we become stronger."
Guy2: Oh, that's just another Allister status. Bullshitting away. Hoping people think they're deep and shit. Want to get a burger?

Allister status by Ashleigh9 February 16, 2013

Allister 

Allister will always warm your heart. He is adorable and honestly the most perfect person you’ll meet. If you have an Allister in your life, never let him go. Especially the Allister from Pokémon. He’s very baby. Just saying. Stan Allister. Support our little ghost boy. ✌️

Someone:Allister is so adorable and nice.
Allister’s Friend: Yeah, he’s a pretty cool guy.

Allister by Allisterss_Ghost February 19, 2020

Allister 

Allister, is an amazing person who excels at any difficult tasks and can get the job done. He can help anyone get through tough times and help them with their problems.

Allister is type of guy who I would want as my friend.

Allister by David Kolder May 2, 2018

alabaster jackrabbit 

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019

Allister 

Allister is one of the best people you can ever meet. From my experience, he’s the best thing I could’ve asked for in my life. He’s so sweet, kind, funny, and outrageously handsome..he’s also very unique! He usually has dark brown hair and beautiful dark brown eyes with glasses. If you ever meet an Allister, you better steal him before anyone else does!

Guess who I met today? I met an Allister!

Allister by gloncc ;) November 25, 2019