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no fish all batter 

New Zealand phrase describing a person who is a renowned shit talker, or one who promises something only to let you down. Derived from buying a piece of deep fried fish only to find that the majority of it is greasy, oil-laden batter, and not fresh, white fish.
John thinks he can do a standing back flip. No way mate, he is no fish all batter!

Rhys keeps telling all his friends that Arsenal have a chance at winning the premier league, what do you think? HAHA what a no fish all batter muppet!!
no fish all batter by SmileyChatts September 16, 2014

All better? 

A stupid thing that a wife can say to a guy after she withheld sex from him for a week.
Guy: Blows his nut (after working his ass off to provide for his family all week). Wife: Oh my God that was great! All better? Guy: Lets go again!!!
All better? by JoeyBomm March 8, 2022

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I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there 

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there. 

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch
I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there 

True. Turn green with envy and bow down. RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
I’m better than 99.9% of all the other users out there