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Youse are all bitches 

A term commonly referred to a massive dummyt spit on parenting forums when someone says something the poster doesnt like.

Youse are all bitches is the ulitmate dummy spit and often means that the person who has done a YAAB will crank up another online id and then do another YAAB
I joined this site some time ago but didn't have a lot of time to browse it until about a week ago. Since that time I'm sad to say that I've seen some of the nastiest most childish behaviour on display outside of a schoolyard and Youse are all bitches.

* A foreign poster's poor knowledge of English was mocked, and then she was called a troll
* A poster's grammatical errors were pointed out, in the rudest, most superior way possible
* An enthusiastic breastfeeder accused formula users of being "guilt ridden" and needing "therapy"
* A poster was falsely accused of using a double identity, apparently not for the first time
* A really disturbing one-upmanship thread about private schools and who here was the most "relaxed" parent, which ended up quite stalkerish
This shows youse are all bitches

I think some (not all, but quite a few) regular posters here need to take a good hard look at themselves, because to an outsider, you come across as nasty, childish and vindictive. It's no wonder this place is getting such a bad

so just fuck off, cos Youse are all bitches

"y'all" bitch

when a girl and/or guy will not leave their spouse alone. this problem mostly occurs with love, and with long distance relationships. this crazed person fakes their death, fakes committing suicide on a daily basis, and lies and being in a wheel chair (from the "attempted" suicide). these "y'all" bitches mostly graze in texas. but some can be found in peru.
A: What's up?
B: I got this "y'all" bitch in texas. She won't leave me the fuck alone!
"y'all" bitch by Hide Me! June 15, 2009

y'all bitches need jesus 

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help
Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

You're all bits and pieces 

Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!
Person 2: Oh my, you're all bits and pieces today

Mother Of All Bitch Slaps 

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.
Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

Queen of all bitches 

a motherfucking scumbag named Desiree.
also known as 'des'.
the Queen of all bitches is des.
fuckyoudes.
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