Alka Seltzer
Alka Seltzer by Zarendargar November 8, 2021
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Alka-seltzer
Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Alka-seltzer by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010
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alka-seltzer by triculous May 23, 2011
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..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.
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Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"
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