Alka-seltzer 

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

Alka-seltzer by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010

alka-seltzer 

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".

I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.

alka-seltzer by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006

Alka-Seltzer 

The act of taking a duece while in a hot tub. Since the hot tub is already churning water, bubbles, and blowing hot water, the turd will quickly dissolve like an alka-seltzer, leaving a nice fecal coloring to the water.

I was in Laura's hot tub last night, listening to Aaron Neville, and sippin' on a chilled glass of white zinfandale, when I decided to leave an alka-seltzer.

Alka-Seltzer by Miami Matt September 3, 2006

alka-seltzer 

When you drop your balls into somebody's carbonated beverage. When dropped in, they make the sound "plop plop. fizz fizz", much like the advertisement for the original product.

Dude, go over there and alka-seltzer that guy's drink.

alka-seltzer by triculous May 23, 2011

Alka Seltzer 

A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal

Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !

Alka Seltzer by Zarendargar November 8, 2021

Alka-Seltzer party 

A bunch of very hungover and bored individuals taking their Alka-Seltzers in unison after drinking too much the night before.

..yeah, and this morning we had an Alka-Seltzer party over at Fred's. No more tequila for me for the rest of my life.

Alka-Seltzer party by spacecadet79 January 13, 2013

Alka Seltzer Sandwich 

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..

Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"

Alka Seltzer Sandwich by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008