Definitions by TheRuralThesaurus1
Alka-seltzer
Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"
You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that
she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"
...your welcome
Alka-seltzer by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010