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Alfridge by Dr.Alfridge March 30, 2021
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Aldridge School

Aldridge school is full on Chavs, Wannabes, "Roadmen" and Nerdy little kids. Its a dump and all of the teachers have little to no respect for their pupils. Teachers are so strict on the pupils for no reason. You want to go to the toilet? You cant. You want to keep your coat on because the school never puts the heating on colder days? you cant.

Do i need to explain more? I don't think so.
Some people i recommend staying away from at Aldridge school: Mr Wynn Owen; he's a little weird, we've all seen his tinder profile right....... the picture in the science classroom.... Skye Connor she's just unbelievably snaky and will chat shit about anyone even if you are her "friend" and lets not forget about the time she ripped someone's Hijab off....
"I want to go to Aldridge school when I finish Year 6"
"Please don't its a tip and a 5 year prison sentence."
Aldridge School by TaddyRae January 31, 2022

Kensington Aldridge Academy

A school located in West-London- commonly known as the school in the shadow of Grenfell tower. The headteacher is David Benson, a lovely gap-toothed chap. :). This school is definitely not full of roadmen and skets.
Person 1: I go Kensington Aldridge Academy.
Person 2: In that case, inabit.

Lily Aldridge 

Lily aldridge is a gorgeous model who has made a name for herself by not only being a natural beauty with no plastic surgeries, but as well as being one of the most authentic mainstream celebrities. She is truly a class act and can win over the hearts of all with a simple smile. Owning the runway, she’s one of Victoria Secret’s most prized models. She doesn’t use her personal life for views or likes and for the most part keeps her life private from her social life. She’s a goddess who has graced us with her presence and it’s truly incredible.
“She is beauty, she is grace. Her name? Lily Aldridge.”
Lily Aldridge by youokaymk November 1, 2018

Aldridge School

There’s bare chavs that think they’re bad because they wear scarfs in lesson. One to three fights every week. Everyone there’s fake and no one likes each other but the teachers know how to teach at least. It’s a very segregated school, we have a whole asian corner, blacks mainly chat to the blacks only. The classrooms are ugly but the outside of the school is nice. We have bare windows. A lot of bait people have been to this school and Jorja Smiths brother went here.Lol
Aldridge School is probably the best school in Walsall.
Aldridge School by MadTingRightDerrr December 11, 2019

Aldridge Prior

Character from the British comic 'Viz' noted for his incessant lying. For the hard of thinking, the name rhymes with 'liar'.
Anyone who lies to a degree that they have lost grip on reality and actually believe what they're saying.
Someone you work with who never admits to their mistakes. "Oh, off he goes again, yeah, yeah, we believe you Aldridge Prior".

Aldridge 

A magician, someone who creates and directs change without knowing it.

Someone who has extraordinary abilities to see into the future.

Has supernatural powers but is often not aware of it.

Aldridging: to go on a journey into the unknown. An adventure to the other side. To venture into the dark/light side of life.
The Aldridge conjured the power of grass as he walked across the lawn, his feet were slightly elevated but he didn't know it.

Capture him! He is a sourcerer, an Aldridge!!

I am a new person after aldridging for the last 7 years, 7 months, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 4 seconds.
Aldridge by Picadorixus February 5, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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