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Alex Wolff

A kid who's like 11 now and in the Naked Brothers Band. He wears doo rags, fake tattoos and has curly hair. He plays the drums and skateboards. He also hits on women who are like 24. He's gonna be a total player once he hits highschool.
"Dude, who's that curly haired little kid hitting on your girlfriend?"

"Oh, crap! Alex Wolff get away from my girlfriend! She's 11 years older than you man!"

Alex Wolff

Nat Wolff's 10-year-old brother. He is also in the Naked Brothers Band. He plays the drums.
Alex Wolff also writes songs.
Alex Wolff by Josh June 10, 2008

Alex Wolff

Alex wolff just might be the cutest thing in the world. he has a bunch of good qualities and is the right match for me. there. i said it.
groupie 1: omg did u see alex wolff's new braces?

groupie 2: yeah there soooooooo adorable! i cant wait until there off! he'll look so much better!

groupie 1: ......... if you were a real fan of alex wolff, you would like with or without his braces. poser.
Alex Wolff by Kat Oakley March 15, 2009

Alex Wolff

Star of Hereditary, Pig and the Jumanji franchise - Alex Wolff is an award-winning actor, musician, singer, and composer. He is the son of actress Polly Draper and jazz pianist Michael Wolff. His elder brother is actor and musician Nat Wolff.
The next actor to board Christopher Nolan’s starstudded film OPPENHEIMER is Hereditary star, Alex Wolff.
Alex Wolff by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022

Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez

Alex Wolff's Alvarez, from Jumanji to Oppenheimer, it's an adventure in physics man!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's Alex Wolff playing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Alex Wolff as Luis Alvarez, it's a physics adventure bro!

alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel 

One of those cringy mfs you'll see in roleplay games.
Person 1: "yo. look at alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel."
Person 2: "omg really??? his bio is cringe af xDDD"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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