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Alberty Jet Lag 

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.
A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

St. John Allerdyce 

The character in x-men comics that can manipulate fire. my favorite character in the x-men comics. he's pyro. he dies of the legacy virus in the comics, but in the movies, he's alive and well on magneto's side.
john, will you stop playing with that lighter?
St. John Allerdyce by Alira January 17, 2004
Albery is the name of a poem/phrase that doesn't exactly make sense. Below is an example of an Albery:
Person 1: 'Mushroom and jelly fish are the same, except one's alive and one swims.'
Person 2: 'Golly, that's certainly an Albery!'
Albery by alierich December 26, 2011

Graham Brooks Alan Albery 

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly
Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone
Source of noxious and malodorous bowel smells.
Urgh, whats that smell?...Oh thats Albery.
Albery by Anonymous September 25, 2003