Albertyn 

Albertyn is a gentleman in nature, but a noob in spirit. He'll sometimes make jokes, that no one gets. He's shy, causing him to go red in the face if there's too much attention on him.
Loves food, vegan to be specific.
He's the type of person that loves a lekker jol, but he can't handle his alcohol as well as he thinks.

Person A: Who is that drunk person?
Person B: Oh... That's Albertyn bruh.

Albertyn by Mr Noob 9000 November 22, 2021

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.

I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!

Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

Alberty Jet Lag 

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

Alberty Jet Lag by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019

albertine 

the perfect girl in the whole world
comparable to an angel

"Wow that girl looks loke an albertine"

albertine by Dan Leguerrier October 31, 2007

albertane 

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

albertane by jess May 14, 2004

Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.

Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"

Albertan mullet by booze? January 11, 2009

Albertan

A Texan who can read.

Another Albertan braging that he lives in the best place in the world? Boy, that never gets old!

Albertan by OntarioJohn June 11, 2006