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Source of noxious and malodorous bowel smells.
Urgh, whats that smell?...Oh thats Albery.
Albery by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Graham Brooks Alan Albery 

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly
Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

AlbertsStuff 

An immature youtuber with mature humor. He usually plays ROBLOX but will try other games too. He is hilarious and will make you laugh till you shit.
girl Robloxian: get out of my car !
albertsstuff: Why?
Girl Robloxian: i need to do stuff...
albertsstuff: You need to do alberts stuff if you know what i mean...
AlbertsStuff by Keanu93817 March 8, 2017

albertsStuff 

our savior, our god, our roblox messiah
this one girl: dimaaa
albertsstuff: I AM A WOMAN MY NAME IS DIMA, I LIKE TO HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME-AAA
albertsStuff by Kosmical November 25, 2017

Albert Aretz 

he’s an amazing human, and has a YouTube channel called Flamingo
Omg! Albert Aretz just posted a new video!
Albert Aretz by a clown gril April 19, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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