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Usually a good bro and son. A formidable senpai with the dirtiest mind you'll ever encounter. Will make you watch Shrek is love, shrek is life. Full-time prankster.
Don't trust him, he's an albash!
Albash by Shiny Taylor September 8, 2016
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Abashockshalock 

A 2 year old stuck in the body of an 11 year old
Hey it’s abashockshalock
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Albash • Alashaye • Alashia • Albah • alkash • aabash • abash • abashack • abashagra • abashah
A very smart beautiful honest girl she will never let u down she's always there for you no matter wht. she badass she can fight and shes da bomb and very good in bed
OK alasha i see you sis
Yea lay go girl
alasha by Byfiigfv February 26, 2018
It means everything and nothing, at the same time.
Damn, Llewie just did an alashmed. Damn, Llewie is alashmed!
Alashmed by XenaMonena March 5, 2019

Alcashits 

After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom bc it smells that fuckin bad.
HOLY shit i had the alcashits so bad this morning that i felt like i blew out my O ring.
Alcashits by TG and JG December 28, 2008

Albasian 

Boy- Dude are you an albasian?
other boy- yah
Albasian by m98624 December 4, 2010
A sweet Beautiful girl with big dreams and a caring friend who loves so hard . She is very wise and smart
“Alashia is golden”
Alashia by The genius gender September 27, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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