A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

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Albanian Shit

A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.

Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.

Albanian Shit by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

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Albanian Girls

The most sexiest girls on the planet. They are very hard headed and tough , very independent. Will not let no man control her. They are always ready to fight if they have to but they also know how to keep it classy !!! The most beautiful girls in the world are albanian girls ! Their language is the most graceful and sentimental.

Dont mess with that girl ! SHES ALBANIAN!
Shes beautiful ! yeah i know shes albanian
I love when albanian girls whisper " TE DUA "

Albanian Girls by Jack Santiago September 18, 2012

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Albanian Neutral

The Albanian definition of being neutral.
Saying/Thinking you are neutral when you clearly have radical/extreme views on a matter, topic or towards a certain group of people.

Person 1: What are your views on this certain group of people?
Person 2: Oh im pretty neutral, i just think they should all be killed in the worst possible way ever and their legacy removed from history.

Person 2 is Albanian Neutral.

Albanian Neutral by SapunDiler August 28, 2021

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