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alakay by Veritas- God of truth May 11, 2018
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Alakazoo
1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios.
2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?"
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo"
Person 1 - "Really?"
Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!"
Person 1 - "How would that happen?"
Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
Alakazoo by Dr. Aarben March 12, 2013
Alakananda
An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019
AlaskaYoung
A girl who instead of being made up of cells and organs and stuff are actually made out of awesome.
The main characters crush in John Green's book Looking for Alaska.
The main characters crush in John Green's book Looking for Alaska.
AlaskaYoung by gingerbutnotaweasley July 7, 2011
Alazay
Alazay by 383caprice April 8, 2009
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