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a towel wearing dood from arabia, iraq, iran, etc.
yo that akmed in 7-11 overcharged me for cigaretes!
akmed by itzGman July 11, 2003
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akmed ch 

Zach: akmed ch
Paige: u annoying af
akmed ch by GabbieStan21 December 12, 2018
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akmed • akmed ch • ahmed • amed • almedin • Amedee • Amedeo • Ahmed06 • ahmednur • Akedda
When something is super fucked up in an Eritrean way.
Jason: "Look at Karim. His arse is very Ahkmedy."
Jordi: "His arse smells very Ahkmedy too."
Jacob: "This video is very Ahkmedy."
Ahkmedy by ThatLitUrbanGuy May 5, 2019

One-Armed Scissor 

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

One Armed Ginger 

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
One Armed Ginger by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018

armed and dangerous 

(1. A way of saying you can and will shoot someone in the hood
(2. One of the best songs of 2018 by Juice WRLD
(1. nigga pull the fuck up I'm armed and dangerous bitch
(2. I love that song armed and dangerous

Biilee Ahmed 

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .
He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!
Biilee Ahmed by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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