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Every misfortune in your life is due to interference from Ahmed06.
Guy1: Fuck man, someone keeps stealing my packages and shitting in my mailbox...
Guy2: It's probably Ahmed06
Guy1: Who the fuck is Ahmed06
Guy2: Evil version of Hitler.
Ahmed06 by The_Refrigerator14 September 21, 2023
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No matter how much footage exists of all the heinous crimes he has commited, people will always blame you.
News: TylerDurden06 has burned down yet another orphanage, be on the look out for him, we're on a nation wide manhunt.
TylerDurden06: ME?!?!?!?!? I LITERALLY HAVE EVIDENCE OF AHMED06 DOING THAT.
Friend1: Just come clean man... We're tired of your lies.
Friend2: You're not fooling anybody Tyler...
Friend3: Is this Ahmed06 in this room right now?
Ahmed06 by TylerDurden06 September 21, 2023
He's the scapegoat of every bad action you've ever made. He's a figment of your imagination that you invented in order to not go insane.
Guy1: Man Ahmed06 has been burning down orphanages left and right. How hasn't he been caught yet?!?!

Guy2: What are you on about? That was you... You burned them down.

Guy1: ...
Ahmed06 by Fu5karN September 21, 2023

@ahmed0wo 

The guy that I will give consent to for sucking my dick.
He’s an amazing person and any girl that dates him is so lucky I mean they are the luckiest people alive.
I want to fuck @ahmed0wo .
Girl 1: Your boyfriend is really hot and sexy I want to fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah ik you can fuck him if you want because he deserves every girl’s vagina. His acc is @ahmed0wo.
@ahmed0wo by @chemical0wo March 24, 2019

Ahmed0wo 

He's an amazing man. Sexy, smart, and witty is what you first notice. You will soon realize that he shines from the inside out. His eyes make you feel safe and his smile melts your heart. He is what all men should aspire to be.

A best friend for life, my love forever.
Girl #1: Your boyfriend is so hot!
Girl #2: Yeah I know he’s a complete Ahmed0wo.
Ahmed0wo by MEOW MEOW NIGGA March 24, 2019