Ahkmedy

When something is super fucked up in an Eritrean way.

Jason: "Look at Karim. His arse is very Ahkmedy."
Jordi: "His arse smells very Ahkmedy too."
Jacob: "This video is very Ahkmedy."

by ThatLitUrbanGuy May 5, 2019

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.

do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke

by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020

ahmedyasin

A short humble dude who is respectful and smart ahmedyasins tend to find true love and they have a big heart also they end up being very fortunate billionaires

Ahmedyasin the greatest

by Ahmedyasin March 12, 2019

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

Ahmedy

A common name for mentally retarded bozos who love girls named Amalia, usually super bad at everything except flirting.

do you see him over there talking to Amalia? He's such an Ahmedy.

by moho42 February 25, 2015

Ahkmed

Some stupid Arab's/Muslim's name that is commonly said in jokes about Arabs. It has come to be used as a pronoun meaning Arab.

person 1~All of those Ahkmeds should go back to Iraq.
Person 2~Word up man...
Ahkmed~ Hey... That offends me and my Muslim culture.
Person 1~Shut up you Arabian idiot!!!

by Fartmaster P October 8, 2005