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Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov 

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.
do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke

ahmedyasin 

A short humble dude who is respectful and smart ahmedyasins tend to find true love and they have a big heart also they end up being very fortunate billionaires
Ahmedyasin the greatest
ahmedyasin by Ahmedyasin March 12, 2019

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist 

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)
Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'
A common name for mentally retarded bozos who love girls named Amalia, usually super bad at everything except flirting.
do you see him over there talking to Amalia? He's such an Ahmedy.
Ahmedy by moho42 February 25, 2015
Some stupid Arab's/Muslim's name that is commonly said in jokes about Arabs. It has come to be used as a pronoun meaning Arab.
person 1~All of those Ahkmeds should go back to Iraq.
Person 2~Word up man...
Ahkmed~ Hey... That offends me and my Muslim culture.
Person 1~Shut up you Arabian idiot!!!
Ahkmed by Fartmaster P October 8, 2005

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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