Aistinguish

To trigger alarms, fires, or chaos and then explain or justify it immediately.

“Bro lit the toaster on fire during the party and then tried to Aistinguish it by saying it was just for the vibe”

Aistinguish by anonymous September 17, 2025

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Distinguished Visitors

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

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to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

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What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

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"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

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attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

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the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.

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