Aistinguish

To trigger alarms, fires, or chaos and then explain or justify it immediately.

“Bro lit the toaster on fire during the party and then tried to Aistinguish it by saying it was just for the vibe”

by anonymous September 17, 2025

Distinguished Visitors

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguish

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Distinguished

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Distinguished

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

distinguishment

the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.

by leroys December 2, 2010