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Vag Aisle 

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.
Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.
Vag Aisle by EightBall August 3, 2012
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ansel elgort syndrome 

A fake illness used to confuse those who've never watched an Ansel Elgort movie. Pioneered by Brooklyn 99 character Gina Linetti.
Sorry, I can’t... I’ve got Ansel Elgort syndrome.

Aisle Rat 

An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.

They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.

Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.
(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)

Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.
Aisle Rat by Russell H April 24, 2007
Aicelle a beautiful girl with a charming personality, every one likes to be around, is caring, kind, confident, but also a little depressed but overall is a beautiful independent woman!
Girl 1: woah is that the best friend you were talking about?
Girl 2: yeah that's aicelle my best friend forever
aicelle by Dancer12345678910 May 1, 2018

feminine care aisle 

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.
Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
An Albanian name. (stolen from Turkish) it means "moonlight"
Ajsel is a beautiful exotic girl that no matter what you do you can't get your mind off of!! She's unique and cool in every aspect and can't be messed with.
Ajsel is here... i've gotta prepare myself!!!
Ajsel by monsterboc2334 January 4, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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