AirSport 

A very difficult sport consisting of just breathing and regular daily activities. It may seem easy at first, but after a while, it becomes difficult to keep up.

What sport do you play?

AirSport.

Oh damn I feel sorry for you.

AirSport by zade May 26, 2008

Airsport 

Hookup in the chi-chi first-class airport lounge.

“Storm delayed takeoff, said LiPo, “so MaryBeth and I had a little public airsport at the new LaGuardia, smeared her flight attendant makeup pretty hard!”

“You know what’s great about the wee hours at Heathrow?” whispers Gemma Bryn in her foxy cockney. “I’ll get to grab you for some airsport while everyone else sleeps.”

Airsport by Hifalutin! February 3, 2022

Justin Timberlake International Airport 

The unofficial name for Memphis International Airport. Elvis Presley or the Isaac Hayes International Airport are considered the name for the Memphis airport.

I'm heading back to Memphis again in the summer and I can't wait til my next visit to Justin Timberlake International Airport!

Justin Timberlake International Airport by kwamef September 8, 2010

Airport's Law 

Applies for hipster male specimen defending [SJW [bullshit in general when the entire dogma calls for them to chop off their penises

Airport's Law — Every day another goony beard-man gets the impression that a rainbow haired she-twink might let him cum in her if he defends feminism.

Airport's Law by TranniesRMentallyIll May 14, 2016

Airport whore 

An airport whore is a woman who works at the airport with limited education, lack of finances, underpaid, works as a security, customer service (aka rich peoples flirt slave), looking for man with money to establish themselves. They will trap men in many ways to accomplish their goals. They will spawn children, blackmail men, threaten them etc to get what they want. These woman lack sensitivity, lie constantly to family and loved ones. They flirt with all men at airport such as employees or customers because their ultimate goal is to trap a man who has money or a good job.

That airport whore was fucking an airport police officer for his money.

Airport whore by Mike dukakas June 19, 2016

Airport High School 

Airport High School is located in West Columbia South Carolina. It’s notorious for having more principals in its lifetime than students. It’s also known for being a school where more teachers and staff members have affairs with students than teachers in healthy relationships. Good luck finding a vending machine in the entire school that doesn’t just take your money. The school is home to many trailer park yee yees. These are the kids who wear the offbrand camo jackets that smell like old cigarettes. If you want to fit in in this school, just take any piece of clothing you have and shlapp a vineyard vine logo on it. Not to mention the row of squatted shitboxes that are always outside (none with a parking pass). Make sure you bring your juul everyday so you can fit in with all the other fiending crackheads on campus. The only thing worse than their athletic program is the education itself. It’s said that every morning you walk in, if you look down the 400 hall there is always at least 3 dead roaches. Let’s not even get started about the “Pit” kids. Those are the kids who walk around with their Walmart speakers blaring lil peep and wearing dog collars. They can always be found at lunch near the building where the fire occurred. It’s once said that the school is haunted by George I. Pair, but I think that’s just the lost souls of the students who continue to go there day after day to deal with the same shit. Welcome to Aiport High School.

Airport High School is complete and utter trash.

Airport High School by American fawces December 31, 2018

airport relatives

People you keep seeing on a trip involving air travel: at check-in, in the security line, at starbucks, waiting at the gate, sitting three rows ahead of you, waiting for baggage claim, etc

See that guy in the flowered shirt? He sat in front of me and farted the whole trip. Yea, I saw him fixing his carry-on with duct tape in the mens room. Are those salt stains on his sweatpants? I think so. Well, you can't choose your airport relatives

airport relatives by Dave the mambo king June 4, 2010