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air mattress 

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel
"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"
air mattress by stendhalismo April 7, 2005

Air Mattress 

A term regarding the sex of people who are 'just friends' at a slumber party or sleepover party.

The term originally described the mattress these people would sleep on, but now more generally describes the practice of two friends having sex while retaining the image of being just friends.

The term was originally coined by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band in their song Air Mattress.
Jenny and Craig slept on the air mattress last night.

Dave: "Craig man, you and Jenny are sleeping on an air mattress? NICCEE"
Air Mattress by Vitus17 October 13, 2009

air mattress Ashley 

Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.
“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”

set up the air mattress 

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!