A casual term used in pre-brexit England to describe the act of inserting one's phallus into the Fallopian tubes of the nearest Female and then spinning around anti clockwise at a rate of 300 rpm. Untill the displacement of atoms creates a black hole and envelopes the galaxy...
Person A: Did you hear about Derick? Apparently his training with Johnny Sins has finally paid off
Person B: How?
Person A: Derick learned the masterfull art of the "Aidan Webb"
Person B: Impossible only Sins the saviour can perform such an act, Derick is but a mere mortal
Commonly known as Woody, he has a sick bod and one hunk of a man. Is known for being hilarious and stealing yo girl cuz he can. He is cooler than an ICEE and knows how to dance with his fingernails. He definitely has 5 more inches than you and still thinks he beat me in my first game of Madden fair and square. He actually is a perfect human being and just might turn me gay one day.
Person 1: Ah shoot bruh that girl is packing cake!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!