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counterpart to ahem. To be used in pairs by the conversing parties.
Ahem, if you could assist me.

Ahum, I could.
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Ahum is a guy who is very introverted and won't tell his feelings easily and takes time. He would mostly talk on social media and not in real life because it gets very awkward. If he is an ahum keep him coz you might never find someone with that name and also that he cherishes every single friendship in his life, has gone through hard times and has gotten help from siblings and friends.
Omg is he an ahum? No wonder he is introverted
Ahum by Anonymousnamesineverheard December 4, 2022

Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon 

Yo Cristobal Ahumada Anabalon is pretty gay.
Ahumanist without humanity, amoral, anti human, holds an imaginary concept up higher than they do their own species.
Ahumanist = without humanity.
Asymmetrical = without symmetry.
Amoral = without morals.
Asexual = without sexuality.
Atheist -= without god.
Ahumanist by pavlosnumerouno June 2, 2011
A person who is without humanity (anti human) holds something else higher in respect than his/her own specie.
Atheist = without god (has no belief in god)
Asymmetrical = without symmetry (has no symmetry)
Asexual = without sexual desire (does not desire sex)
Ahumanist = Without humanity (does not respect human life)
Ahumanist by pavlos marcos May 25, 2011
1. A person who possesses an absence of humanism. 2. One who forgoes the philosophy of humanism with the view that humanism is unsustainable in practice, owing to humanism’s underlying precept that nature must be sacrificed egregiously when any human, no matter how reckless, is under threat. See pragmatism. 3. One who wishes nonviolently for a day when humans no longer exist. 4. One who denies the stewards of the earth philosophy. 5. One who believes in a personal rather than shared communal responsibility for mankind.
As an ahumanist, John Felt that a large industrial hospital should be built on the open fields near Surrey was illogical and destructive.
Ahumanist by Usagi Jiketsu October 29, 2019
It is slang for 'i am'.
You:You going out tonight?
Me:ah um
ah um by Josh July 26, 2003
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