Definitions by iwrotethissongalongtimeago

ahum 

counterpart to ahem. To be used in pairs by the conversing parties.

Ahem, if you could assist me.

Ahum, I could.

ahum by iwrotethissongalongtimeago March 30, 2009

OMP 

derivative of OMG: OH MAH PEH

With icanhascheezburger dialect for effect.

A reaction of profound indifference. Inasmuch OMG expresses surprise OMP should suggest complete lack of disregard towards the matter at hand.

What color paint do you want for the dining room?

OMP.

Nuff said.

OMP by iwrotethissongalongtimeago December 9, 2008