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AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
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Ahosa • Ahsan • ahona • ahofa • ahsaas • ahofag • Ahola • Aholany • AHOYA • ahsas
Name. Ahsana. Meaning. Mercy; An Act of Kindness.
Ahsana is great
ahsana by anonymous November 23, 2021
Ahona is a person who is very lively and beautiful inside and outside. She is crazy and weird but in a good way. She is a genuine friend and if you have her a friend you are a lucky person. Ahona makes you happy just like first ray of sunshine after long dark days.
Get yourself a Ahona
ahona by Chirpingchicken December 3, 2016
Ahsana's are the most beautiful, kind, caring, and intellectual souls u will ever meet. They are family oriented and love their beloved unconditionally.

Highly reliable, charming and patient.

If you ever meet one dont ever let them go! They are 1 in a million.
All I need in my life is an Ahsana! She is an all rounder.
Ahsana by Infinity7310 June 22, 2022
Atosa also Atusa is a Persian female name commonly found in Iran and in Afghan speakers of Farsi/Parsi, meaning beautiful body. Alternative spellings are: Atoosa, Atousa, or Atossa.
Atosa was the daughter of Cyrus the Great and a half-sister of Cambyses II. She later married Darius the Great and gave birth to Xerxes the Great.
Atosa by notlikethat February 6, 2010
AHOYA is an acronym standing for Asshole Of The Year Award. Used frequently to describe those people who get the best jobs, promotion, bonuses not because they're good at their job, but because they lick the boss' boots and brown-nose anyone in authority. They are usually below average to poor performers but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
Malcolm's got an end of year bonus despite failing to make any of his targets!
Yeah it's his AHOYA
AHOYA by Croatalin January 10, 2014
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