@ahmed0wo

The guy that I will give consent to for sucking my dick.
He’s an amazing person and any girl that dates him is so lucky I mean they are the luckiest people alive.
I want to fuck @ahmed0wo .

Girl 1: Your boyfriend is really hot and sexy I want to fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah ik you can fuck him if you want because he deserves every girl’s vagina. His acc is @ahmed0wo.

@ahmed0wo by @chemical0wo March 24, 2019

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Ahmed0wo

He's an amazing man. Sexy, smart, and witty is what you first notice. You will soon realize that he shines from the inside out. His eyes make you feel safe and his smile melts your heart. He is what all men should aspire to be.

A best friend for life, my love forever.

Girl #1: Your boyfriend is so hot!
Girl #2: Yeah I know he’s a complete Ahmed0wo.

Ahmed0wo by MEOW MEOW NIGGA March 24, 2019

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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