Ahkmed

Some stupid Arab's/Muslim's name that is commonly said in jokes about Arabs. It has come to be used as a pronoun meaning Arab.

person 1~All of those Ahkmeds should go back to Iraq.
Person 2~Word up man...
Ahkmed~ Hey... That offends me and my Muslim culture.
Person 1~Shut up you Arabian idiot!!!

by Fartmaster P October 8, 2005

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov

Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov is commonly refered to as an inbred Lebanese man, who has never had sex before and has a terrible beard.

do you know Ahkmed Abdul-Rasheesh Gerban Gouli Hamedadov?

yes, he's a shit bloke

by Angus_Helbers October 28, 2020

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

Ahkmedy

When something is super fucked up in an Eritrean way.

Jason: "Look at Karim. His arse is very Ahkmedy."
Jordi: "His arse smells very Ahkmedy too."
Jacob: "This video is very Ahkmedy."

by ThatLitUrbanGuy May 5, 2019

Biilee Ahmed

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .

He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!

by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019

Hafsa Ahmed

The definition of beautiful. She has an older sister called Anum Ahmed and they both do modelling

Adam: Hafsa Ahmed is so fit
Mark: Ikr!

by A_certi December 11, 2019

Ahmed06

The worst human being ever to exist.

Guy1: Man, I'm bored. I think I might burn down an orphanage and steal their PS5's.
Guy2: Lil bro thinks he's Ahmed06

by The_Refrigerator14 September 21, 2023