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When something is super fucked up in an Eritrean way.
Jason: "Look at Karim. His arse is very Ahkmedy."
Jordi: "His arse smells very Ahkmedy too."
Jacob: "This video is very Ahkmedy."
Ahkmedy by ThatLitUrbanGuy May 5, 2019
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Biilee Ahmed 

A typical Somalian name, hence the spelling error. Biilee Ahmed is a specimen who waffles far too often due to his Somalian background which also enables him to sound intelligent other shmucks alike, Biilee Ahmed will often waffle about Pythagoras in the middle of a French lesson, leading the teachers to believe he has gone insane. Overall Biilee Ahmed is like any other typical Somalian, the only that differentiates him from other Somalians is his rather unusually light skin tone .
He's a shmuck, he must be called Biilee Ahmed!
Biilee Ahmed by Biilee's Mum January 23, 2019

Hafsa Ahmed 

The definition of beautiful. She has an older sister called Anum Ahmed and they both do modelling
Adam: Hafsa Ahmed is so fit
Mark: Ikr!
Hafsa Ahmed by A_certi December 11, 2019
Guy1: Man, I'm bored. I think I might burn down an orphanage and steal their PS5's.
Guy2: Lil bro thinks he's Ahmed06
Ahmed06 by The_Refrigerator14 September 21, 2023

Ahmed Baba de maiz 

When you Baba hard but your Baba isn't Babing (may also contain corn).
I could really go for some Ahmed Baba de maiz right now.

Laiba Ahmed

A British cutie born on the 3rd of June 2010. She is kinda weird but super sexy. She grabs all the boys attention and is super clever. She is so leng that she got sent to isolation for distracting learning with her sexy looks. She is 5-foot 4-inches and has lots of friends. Her best friend is Joshua.
I hate Laiba Ahmed so much, I wish I was her.
Laiba Ahmed by Mickeymouse69 March 27, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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