AfterShit

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.

Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand

by Theunknown man March 3, 2009

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Aftershit

The term used to explain the smell of the bathroom when you walk in after someone has taken a shit....

I walked into the bathroom and smelled my moms aftershit...

by Kamo28 January 23, 2018

Aftershit

An uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal shit, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. After no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another shit (usually lesser than the first).

This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.

An Aftershit must be separate from the original shit by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true Aftershit.
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"

by The Dumpmaster January 2, 2011

Afterthot

A socially known hoe that has settled down and is trying to get her or his life together.

i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?

by Ms millz July 4, 2015

aldershit

An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole

"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"

by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015

climaxic aftershocks

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).

After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.

by king_shot_travels_south April 25, 2009