AfterShit 

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.

Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand

AfterShit by Theunknown man March 3, 2009

AfterShit 

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

AfterShit by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Aftershit 

The term used to explain the smell of the bathroom when you walk in after someone has taken a shit....

I walked into the bathroom and smelled my moms aftershit...

Aftershit by Kamo28 January 23, 2018

Aftershit 

An uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal shit, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. After no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another shit (usually lesser than the first).

This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.

An Aftershit must be separate from the original shit by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true Aftershit.
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"

Aftershit by The Dumpmaster January 2, 2011

Aftershit

Post excretion associated positive or negative attributes or behaviors.

Positive Valence (The "High"): Mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system, specifically the stimulation of the vagus nerve (N.Vagus), leading to a transient drop in blood pressure and a sensation of psychological "lightness" or euphoria.

Negative Valence (The "Low"): Characterized by sensory over-stimulation, olfactory-triggered disgust, or autonomic instability, resulting in irritability or a perceived state of "impurity."
Restorative Rituals: The transition of attitude toward a "clean" baseline through showering and smell mitigation, functionally separating the individual from their biological output.

"Hey." She managed voice cracking. Ted's aftershit, citrus and cedar, nearly drown out the of Karen's lavender perfume and purple hyacinth in her office.

Aftershit by 00face April 9, 2026

Afterthot 

A socially known hoe that has settled down and is trying to get her or his life together.

i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?

Afterthot by Ms millz July 4, 2015

aldershit

An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole

"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"

aldershit by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015