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AfterShit 

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.
Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
AfterShit by Theunknown man March 3, 2009
Words you can keep

AfterShit 

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
AfterShit by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Aftershit 

The term used to explain the smell of the bathroom when you walk in after someone has taken a shit....
I walked into the bathroom and smelled my moms aftershit...
Aftershit by Kamo28 January 23, 2018

Aftershit 

An uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal shit, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. After no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another shit (usually lesser than the first).

This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.
An Aftershit must be separate from the original shit by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true Aftershit.
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"
Aftershit by The Dumpmaster January 2, 2011
Post excretion associated positive or negative attributes or behaviors.

Positive Valence (The "High"): Mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system, specifically the stimulation of the vagus nerve (N.Vagus), leading to a transient drop in blood pressure and a sensation of psychological "lightness" or euphoria.

Negative Valence (The "Low"): Characterized by sensory over-stimulation, olfactory-triggered disgust, or autonomic instability, resulting in irritability or a perceived state of "impurity."
Restorative Rituals: The transition of attitude toward a "clean" baseline through showering and smell mitigation, functionally separating the individual from their biological output.
"Hey." She managed voice cracking. Ted's aftershit, citrus and cedar, nearly drown out the of Karen's lavender perfume and purple hyacinth in her office.
Aftershit by 00face April 9, 2026

Afterthot 

A socially known hoe that has settled down and is trying to get her or his life together.
i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?
Afterthot by Ms millz July 4, 2015
An adaption of the real name Aldershot (a town in Hampshire, UK), nicknamed as such by some of the locals because it's not a very nice place - it's a bit of a shithole
"Oh, so you're going to Aldershit! Lucky you!"
aldershit by funnyhehehahalol December 19, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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